GEORGE BUSH IS A WINNER

In a major announcement, President George Bush has just been given a "lifetime achievement" award and has been named "Winner in Perpetuity" by the prestigious Liars Club.
That venerable institution then started the process of dissolving it's charter. The director of the Liars Club said "We have seen perfection. 'The Great Disassembler' will never be beaten, so, sadly, there is no point in going on".