From Homeland Security News,7/23/07
President Bush today declared Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick an "Enemy of the Fatherland", and ordered him detained at Guantanamo Bay after being told of allegations made by all of the teams on Atlanta's schedule that Vick had the President's dog, Barney, on a "short list" for execution.
Vice-President Dick Cheney, defending the President's bold action, said "We have solid intelligence on this, and also have reason to believe that Mr. Vick is , in fact, the son of Osama bin Laden. In my opinion, we've struck a major blow in the "War on Terror", and I'm putting my money on the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl".
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