Watch for Dick Cheney's forthcoming book "CHICKEN CHOW MEIN KAMPF", in which he will justify his struggle for world domination. "You know how it is", he will say, "you devour one country and an hour later you're hungry again".
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It would be wonderful if the Federal government were to outsource responsibility for Air Force One to Value Jet. It would have an impact felt far beyond the Florida Everglades.
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BREAKING NEWS!-LIBERAL PRESS AIDS BIN LADEN!!!!
In an audiotape broadcast today by Al-Jazeera, Osama bin Laden announced that he has moved his base of operations out of the mountainous region along the Afghan-Pakistan border where he had been hiding for the last several years.
"With the help of Allah and the American liberal press", said bin Laden, I have discovered the one spot on Earth absolutely free of interference or intrusion by the Federal government of the United States. It is the only place where the minions of the Great Satan will never make their presence felt, and where I will thus be totally safe from capture. I knew I had reached this place when Allah, in his infinite mercy, showed me a sign that said 'Welcome to New Orleans' ."
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Now that the troop increase in Iraq is being called an escalation, will Bush start calling himself "The Escalator?" So far, he hasn't decided.
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