Saturday, June 23, 2007

GEORGE BUSH TO DELIVER THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER!!

YES--IT'S CONFIRMED!!
In an exclusive chat today with Ms. Wanda, a representative from the Psychic Hotline, I learned that George Bush will deliver a farewell speech in the near future that will take its rightful place in the front rank of great Presidential speeches, a speech signifying a joyous renewal and healing of the American spirit that will last for a hundred years, and am pleased to quote it here, verbatim.

"HEY!- CAN'T DICK AND ME AT LEAST HAVE BLINDFOLDS?"

Warning--don't start celebrating in earnest until you see "film at 11".

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