Friday, September 21, 2007

Only $1.2 billion? LOSER LOSER LOSER!!!

The latest Forbes list of the richest 400 Americans just came out, and this year you needed $1.3 billion to be recognized as "someone to idolize". If you are only worth $1.2 billion, you have obviously not bought in to the concept of "working to get ahead", and should be ashamed.

This year, 83 slacker billionaires fell short of the list, along with 299,999,517 other Americans.

Just so you know, all you losers, you are not going to be considered good Americans if you don't get off your butts. Get out and buy some politicians, get some more tax breaks, hire more undocumented workers, offshore more jobs . Schmooze with your betters, network, cut some deals, screw over more people, sell the kids --use the tools God gave you!

If you people would just do it right, you could ALL be on the list of the 400 greatest Americans.

Just try harder! You CAN live the American dream!

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